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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.
Verboticisms
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Motormortal
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: mote-r-more-tal
Sentence: Ken motormortalled through the garage driving like a mad man in Barbie's massive party camper, squashing all of her plastic flowers along the way to GI Joe's tent in the woods.
Etymology: motor (drive) + mortal (deadly)
Termimotor
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: tur-mih-moh-tur
Sentence: As he began to termimotor down the road, he came to the conclusion that the rest of the driving public were idiots.
Etymology: The Terminator, motor
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COMMENTS:
hehehe - galwaywegian, 2007-07-17: 07:18:00
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Suicideswiped
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Soo-uh-side-swypte
Sentence: Even though Rocky saw the car ahead turning left in the center lane, he mashed the gas and swung around and nearly got us suicideswiped in the process.
Etymology: Suicide + sideswiped
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COMMENTS:
love it! - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-17: 12:13:00
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Yieldiotic
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Yeel-dee-aw-dik
Sentence: "I don't care how big that tank is! It have right-of-way!" exclaimed my yieldiotic cousin.
Etymology: Yield (give right-of-way to traffic) + idiotic (stupid)
Steeringwill
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: steer-ing-will
Sentence: even though it was going to eventuate in a devastating collision, his steeringwill had kicked in and nothing could divert him from his path
Etymology: steering wheel, will
Irroadsponsible
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible
Sentence: He again crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signaling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.
Etymology: irresponsible + road
Ninja
Created by: Girljenta2006
Pronunciation:
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COMMENTS:
Hola - Girljenta2006, 2007-07-22: 11:29:00
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Strdiver
Created by: missmurder
Pronunciation: sra-dive-err
Sentence: Dan got a ticket because he was a strdiver.
Etymology: stuipid+driver
Deloreanofgrandeur
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: de lo ree an of gran dyur
Sentence: "So I say to Julian, I say, ‘I know we don’t have much time, but we aren’t going to travel through it; lay of this DeLorean of grandeur! We’ve been honked at thrice!’” Vincent stroked Amanda’s hair while taking a pause. “He gets this look in his eye that I can’t begin to describe it!”
Etymology: delorean + delusion of grandure.
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COMMENTS:
daaang that was late. sorry reader(s?)! - jadenguy, 2007-07-17: 16:51:00
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Wreckspect
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: Wreck + spect
Sentence: He'll wreckspect a two-ton semi trailer to stop on a dime if it means getting the right of way!
Etymology: Wreck + expect
Comments:
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:40:00
Wreckspect
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Eeek! I wasn't paying attention and I put my word in the wrong place - could you delete it for me, oh Mightiest of Verbotomists?
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Er... and the comment asking you to delete it. And, heh, this one too. I think I'm caught up now.
rikboyee - 2007-07-17: 01:00:00
aaahh...a bit of boxlexia i see
Kyoti - 2007-07-17: 11:12:00
La pequeña caja divertida.
MisUndrstd - 2007-07-17: 12:32:00
Yeah what Kyoti said!
Girljenta2006 - 2007-07-22: 11:27:00
Hi